Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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