none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
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I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I smell like Dick and happiness
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.