i need an iv and a liver transplant
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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