I puked a lego.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
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