I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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