You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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