You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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