Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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