just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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