He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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