i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
ugly people sure do ruin things
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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