I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Send help, water and tortillas.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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