OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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