Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
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I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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