If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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