I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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