Nicole vs. Life
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
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So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
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