# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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