If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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