Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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IM LONELY AND HORNY
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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