he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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