Me. At least after what I've been through.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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