Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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