careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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