I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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