none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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