i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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