i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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