ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Randomize
