Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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