I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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