its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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