need another drink. this is the easiest way
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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