That's intense
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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