he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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