Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You made out with two different species that night
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Dicks are not precious.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
