Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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