The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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