haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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