you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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