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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
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I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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