$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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