Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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