now i know why i became what i already was.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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