do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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