a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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