He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
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