She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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