I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
jump out the window naked night went bad
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