at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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