Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
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If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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