had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
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My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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