Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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