Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
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Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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