And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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