at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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