I cannot find my penis.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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